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Chronically Online

Chronically Online

Regular price $29.99 USD
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Description

Ok, so you've been online long enough to understand every meme, catch every trend, and somehow know what's happening before everyone else. This ones for you [or should I say 'us' 🤪].

About the Design

About the Design

A combination of soft pastel colors with nostalgic internet-inspired graphics such as a classic cursor, glitter type of star, and playful font reminiscent of the early web and Y2K aesthetics. The mix of pink, green and purple, create a fun, retro-digital vibe while keeping the layout clean and minimalistic.

Material and Comfort

Material and Comfort

This unisex softstyle tee is lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), breathable, and made from 100% ring-spun cotton — think smooth textures, just like your avatar’s favorite fit.

The ribbed knit collar holds its shape (no pixelated curls here), and the tear-away label keeps it comfy all day, whether you’re AFK or exploring new realms.

Twill-taped shoulders and seamless sides mean no annoying bunching or rubbing — just clean lines and comfort, both in-world and out.

Eco-Friendly

Eco-Friendly

Ethically made using U.S.-grown cotton.

Certified by the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol and Oeko-Tex for responsible sourcing, safe materials, and sustainable standards.

Good for you. Better for the planet.

Care Instructions

Care Instructions

Wash cold (30°C / 90°F) — your shirt likes a chill cycle.

Tumble dry low, like a gentle breeze.

Low heat if you're ironing — no virtual meltdowns.

No bleach, no dry cleaning — we’re not that fancy.

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Printed In-House
No outsourcing. Every piece is created by us with precision and care.
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Quality Checked
Every design is reviewed to ensure it looks as good in real life as it does in the metaverse.
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Metaverse Inspired
Designed for those who live virtually and express it in the real world.