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I Don’t Glitch – I Do Random Reality Reboots | T-Shirt

I Don’t Glitch – I Do Random Reality Reboots | T-Shirt

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Description

Not a bug—just built different. This tee is for those who reset the simulation on their own terms. Whether you're vibing in VR or navigating digital overload, this shirt speaks fluent metaverse mindset. Clean fit. Chaos energy.

About the Design

About the Design

Set against a warped grid background, the phrase “I DON’T GLITCH I DO RANDOM REALITY REBOOTS” is styled in a glitch-inspired font with fragmented distortion, creating a visual that feels straight out of a system reset. Bold and clever, it’s a subtle nod to everyone who reinvents themselves whenever they feel like it—virtually or otherwise.

Material and Comfort

Material and Comfort

This unisex softstyle tee is lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), breathable, and made from 100% ring-spun cotton — think smooth textures, just like your avatar’s favorite fit.

The ribbed knit collar holds its shape (no pixelated curls here), and the tear-away label keeps it comfy all day, whether you’re AFK or exploring new realms.

Twill-taped shoulders and seamless sides mean no annoying bunching or rubbing — just clean lines and comfort, both in-world and out.

Eco-Friendly

Eco-Friendly

Ethically made using U.S.-grown cotton.

Certified by the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol and Oeko-Tex for responsible sourcing, safe materials, and sustainable standards.

Good for you. Better for the planet.

Care Instructions

Care Instructions

Wash cold (30°C / 90°F) — your shirt likes a chill cycle.

Tumble dry low, like a gentle breeze.

Low heat if you're ironing — no virtual meltdowns.

No bleach, no dry cleaning — we’re not that fancy.