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This tee is for the ones balancing a real-world relationship and a solo avatar life. Whether you're boo’d up on Earth but flying solo in virtual worlds, this shirt hilariously sums up your dual status. Soft, clean, and made for meta-living with a wink.


Material and Comfort
This unisex softstyle tee is lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), breathable, and made from 100% ring-spun cotton — think smooth textures, just like your avatar’s favorite fit.
The ribbed knit collar holds its shape (no pixelated curls here), and the tear-away label keeps it comfy all day, whether you’re AFK or exploring new realms.
Twill-taped shoulders and seamless sides mean no annoying bunching or rubbing — just clean lines and comfort, both in-world and out.

Eco-Friendly
Ethically made using U.S.-grown cotton.
Certified by the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol and Oeko-Tex for responsible sourcing, safe materials, and sustainable standards.
Good for you. Better for the planet.

Care Instructions
Wash cold (30°C / 90°F) — your shirt likes a chill cycle.
Tumble dry low, like a gentle breeze.
Low heat if you're ironing — no virtual meltdowns.
No bleach, no dry cleaning — we’re not that fancy.